My Body Is A Machine That Turns Dicks Into Sucked Dicks T-Shirt

Subtlety Was Never the Plan

Some shirts hint. This one says exactly what it means. The My Body Is A Machine That Turns Dicks Into Sucked Dicks T-Shirt brings an unapologetically explicit joke to your graphic tee rotation for anyone who likes their humor bold and their punchlines impossible to miss.

Why It Gets Noticed

• Blunt adult humor: The statement is the joke, with no need for a second look to get it.
• Conversation-starting design: Made for people who would rather get a laugh than blend into the background.
• Easy to style: Pair it with jeans or shorts for a casual outfit with a decidedly not-casual punchline.
• Cheeky gift idea: A playful pick for an adult friend who appreciates raunchy, sex-positive humor.
• Sizes S to 5XL: Choose from the available size range.

Wear It Where the Joke Lands

Bring it to an adults-only party, a cheeky night out, or any gathering where everyone shares your sense of humor. This is not the tee for keeping your thoughts to yourself.

Pick your size and wear the punchline.