Don’t Be A Malaka – Funny Greek Slang Pride Humor Graphic T-Shirt

Nobody Likes A Malaka.

Words of wisdom from the Greek tradition. Don’t Be A Malaka — bold white typography delivering the most essential piece of Greek life advice, with a hand-painted Greek flag flying above and “nobody likes a malaka” in gothic script below. On a classic black base. If you know, you know. If you don’t — ask a Greek person.

Product Highlights

• "Don’t Be A Malaka / nobody likes a malaka" bold white and gothic script typography with hand-painted Greek flag
• White and blue print on a classic black base
• Premium unisex T-shirt with soft, breathable fabric
• Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash
• True-to-size fit available in S through 5XL

Perfect For

Greeks, Greek-Australians, Greek-Americans, philhellenes, anyone who has spent time in Greece, and everyone who appreciates a culturally specific piece of humour delivered with zero apology. A brilliantly funny gift for the Greek in your life — or for yourself, reμ.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on print

Don’t be a malaka. Έχεις καταλάβει;